this week on ‘being androgynous is amazing because you make people so sexually confused’
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO
are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
Tips from Windows95
When you abandoned Windows95 so many long years ago to the harsh elements of the basement or your nana’s house, something within it twisted. It was once your trusted companion, always offering helpful advice on how to better utilize its dazzling features, but now it wants something back: your soul. You can get your own free and possibly unholy hints at the tumblr: Windows95tips.
This is clearly the program Cecil uses.