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Hello yes I am a person who is too lazy to make my blog look less shitty. Why are you looking at this anyway? Your dash is much more interesting.
Anywho, I'm Olive or Jenn, either one, and I'm some sort of aromantic homo-ace. I dunno. Also I've been through some shit and and more than happy to spew life experience at you.

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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fivetail:

where did he come from

where did he go

where did he come from

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Couldn’t find pants for fem jack so I made a skirt and I’m screaming I’m so happy it worked!!

Couldn’t find pants for fem jack so I made a skirt and I’m screaming I’m so happy it worked!!

sexybaldwin:

soupengine:

rosalarian:

zefram-cockring:

ask-the-scientist:

((tone it back on the sex questions jfc im not a miracle worker i only have what little of their canon relationship to work off of))

i feel like i should apologize 

good night everybody

This is so damn simple yet so damn sexy.

amazing

I love this quote so much

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


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the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

coffeecupsandllamas:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

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